If you have a joke to share, send it to me and I will post it on our class webpage.
Why was six afraid of seven?
|
Answer: Because seven eight nine.
|
What has ears but cannot hear?
|
Answer: A cornfield
|
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
|
Answer: A palm tree!
|
What do you call a witch at the beach?
|
Answer: A sandwich
|
What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, and tells but doesn't talk?
|
Answer : A clock
|
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
|
Answer: It was a little horse!
|
How do you know that the ocean is friendly?
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
|
Answer: It waves.
Answer: With experi - mints !
Answer: Banananaaaa! Banananaaaa!
|
When is a door, not a door?
|
Answer: When it's ajar!
|
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
|
Answer: A stick!
|